My name is Mark… and I’m from Scotland…

Posted by admin on July 24th, 2009 and filed under braveheart sword |

Friday night at ‘New York Nights’ which is, confusingly, in San Francisco.

Duration : 0:2:25


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25 Responses

  1. MADMANIACMUHAHA Says:

    same xD
    same xD

  2. cheerthangfan122 Says:

    hey im scottish and …
    hey im scottish and irish

  3. RhodeIslander88 Says:

    Wow, what American …
    Wow, what American idiots you’ve come across. I can’t even imagine someone saying those things honestly… unless they were drunk.

    I as an American love, love, LOVE Scots.

  4. gibbo1988 Says:

    lol this was awesome
    lol this was awesome

  5. 1967easaay1967 Says:

    aye, we shag em, u …
    aye, we shag em, u eat em

  6. FrederikSOlesen Says:

    Yes. I’m seconding …
    Yes. I’m seconding that. Please come, Mark. Please?

  7. okbye9 Says:

    If I were going to …
    If I were going to ask a Scotsman about his experience with sheep it wouldn’t be about hunting them ;)

  8. Thugpatrol Says:

    lol….but …
    lol….but seriously, how many sheep have you hunted? And how many years have you been playing the bagpipe?

  9. scottmctrusty Says:

    As a Scot i hate …
    As a Scot i hate when yanks ask me how many sheep iv hunted and eaten raw with my bare hands, how many englishmen iv fought and “wow you speak good americain for somone who live in a hut”

  10. rjport Says:

    marius1684, not …
    marius1684, not british comedy, scottish comedy…

  11. pinkelephants12 Says:

    have i heard this …
    have i heard this set somewhere before mark?…
    I think so…

  12. anotherelvis Says:

    If you ever make a …
    If you ever make a Europe tour, come to Copenhagen and give a show :)

  13. alcass17 Says:

    Pish
    Pish

  14. dave17186 Says:

    I’m a scot living …
    I’m a scot living in USA and most of what he’s saying is true although I don’t find him particularly funny. The worst thing I’ve ever been asked was a guy who said ‘how far is Scotland from New Zealand cos I find the accents pretty similar?’ Hmmm, just your average american.

  15. marius1684 Says:

    AMericans dnt get …
    AMericans dnt get brittish comedy (british as in the u.k.) so that may b y u dnt find it funny. Oh well just dnt get stuck in the doors at macy d’s :)

  16. SoldierZ340 Says:

    Aren’t we all, …
    Aren’t we all, Glaswegianers?

  17. calumthetim Says:

    fucking e
    ing e

  18. ec17is Says:

    Yes,you found …
    Yes,you found it.Now go give yourself a candy as a reward.

  19. lovesmasher Says:

    You’re obviously …
    You’re obviously someone who has never performed anything in front of a crowd.

  20. NaeJoy Says:

    As am I, fellow …
    As am I, fellow Glaswegianer.

  21. ec17is Says:

    if were you and …
    if were you and made people laugh that little,id better keep the jokes for myself

  22. Tapiocaaaa Says:

    lmao, I like it.
    lmao, I like it.

  23. Cosmotastic Says:

    lol, i liked it. …
    lol, i liked it. Being scottish myself

  24. NilesDiLux Says:

    ‘let the other one …
    ‘let the other one grow wild’

    I love it!

  25. brainfish Says:

    After asking what …
    After asking what part of Ireland I came from they then told me that the Australian accent is so like the Irish.
    I’m Glaswegian

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